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@monsieurballard @SetCheshire @MikeyCycling No apology necessary, my dear fellow. Twitter is a fleeting forgettable pile of turds at the best of times.

Anyone else remember England at Brazil 2014? Apparently we finished bottom of a group comprising Italy, Uruguay and Costa Rica. Vague memories of the Italy game but nothing more. CR won the bloody group! 😮

RT @magnatom: This overtake looks appalling in still images, but that doesn't convey the speed involved. Unbelievably dangerous overtake th…

@amyjohnson229 Kids are such lightweights.

@monsieurballard @SetCheshire @MikeyCycling Ha. We posted this yesterday. Wish people embraced their inner farmer a little more often.

@nalaknip TFW they’re selling microphones cheap down The Middle of Lidl.

RT @Godhead2000: @YPLAC double in one car park at a pub in Leeds https://t.co/X7agWFYmow

RT @mik_kydd: @YPLAC @Morrisons #lichfield https://t.co/G2Ron8Jm74

RT @payneyy_: @YPLAC BMW in a YPLAC photo but ironically not the offender https://t.co/Gg7KfjGdyT

@Nick_Pettigrew @ben_cameron I can't get past Once In A Lifetime, more specifically how ill-fitting the lyrics are in the chorus; how they seem to rear-end one another between lines. Barely room to take a breath. Anyway, what do I know? 🙂 He has got a genuine voice though.

@BeardedGenius Yes, I watched this a lot back when it was on Sky Movies all the time (am i really going back 20 years here??). Genuinely enjoyed it, despite it clearly being rubbish. 🙂

@soapachu And a personalised registration too. Well, whatever next. This is a precious moment. What are the chances that this driver would be a self-centred c*nt in a busy car park on a Saturday afternoon?

@soapachu It most certainly is one for us. Weird, but this is the first pic we've received of a 4x4 parking badly. 😐😐😐😐🙂😀😂🤣 OK, jk, those c*nts make up about 50% of our output.

RT @MattHarbord: @eljmatthews "picking up the kids from school" https://t.co/FdYNRgwFxk

@AbigailBrook9 @Jessika_Griffin @eljmatthews @SurreyCouncil These little stickers are VERY subtle, but also a right b*stard to get off once they're affixed. We think you'll find them very useful.

@eljmatthews You're going to be up for a YPLAC promotion at this rate, Eleanor. Top work. Let us know how it turns out. Hopefully @SurreyCouncil don't shelve your grievance.

RT @phonekills: Some *#$#$* has smashed front lamp of my parked car. No not left, nothing. Hit and run. Need now to bother my neighbours fo…

RT @GlennyRodge: I shortened the rope on the bucket used to collect the village's water. Didn't go down well.

Fathers Day Eve, Lads. Hope Father Father brings you something nice in the morning ❤️

RT @_jggg: buying a father's day card when ur dad isn't a bald beer drinking serial farter is like navigating a minefield

@jonpearce46 😂😂 Good man.

@jonpearce46 The dropped kerb is just *chef’s kiss* Need some of our stickers, Jon?

RT @grandadbaldy: Don't worry you fuckers, just block the pavement & our way in/out. #alston #Cumbria https://t.co/3TlPcJ0PMV

Just seen this over on Reddit. Farmers are ace.