Useless Git
“More abandon than fucking parked” Shame if someone drove past and relieved the owner of his wing mirror. Not that BMW drivers use theirs more… Read More »Useless Git
#lazycunt
National Park Like A Canute Day entrant
Go Electrical is the firm, parking like a twunt is their game. Too lazy to park in the road in the clear space opposite, as… Read More »National Park Like A Canute Day entrant
Yes, is me…
…parking like a twat. Nowhere near getting it in the space. Do you think these idiots drive down the road with their right-hand wheels in… Read More »Yes, is me…
Invent-a-space
There aren’t any spaces, so I’ll invent one. But it’s OK, because I drive a sporty Fiat with a vanity plate. The rest of us… Read More »Invent-a-space
Allergic to car parks?
Shall I use the empty spaces in the car park? No, I’ll stop here in the gateway. Even when asked to move by a car… Read More »Allergic to car parks?
CO-OP Cunts
Too important to use the parking spots on the left by the shops. Get 50 of our ‘little bastard’ YPLAC mini stickers for just £10,… Read More »CO-OP Cunts
Partick parking prat
“She had no regard for parallel lines whatsoever” We always wonder if these people show the same disregard for the white lines in the middle… Read More »Partick parking prat
Idiots outside primary school
“These are all dickheads who have parked outside the front and back gates of Grange Lane Primary School in Scunthorpe. All of them at school… Read More »Idiots outside primary school
No words needed. Well, maybe *one* word…
“Waitrose making an urgent delivery of organic lavender-infused honey in Wimbledon (where else?), and fuck you if you need to leave your house with the… Read More »No words needed. Well, maybe *one* word…
Red Baron
“This dipshit thought it was a good idea to park in the middle of the road on a junction and on double yellows while he… Read More »Red Baron
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