This lorry decided that instead of trying to find a quiet corner and taking up a couple of spaces, he’s go full YPLAC and just take about 5 instead. F*ck it. I want my sh*tty cup of rancid coffee from Costa and I don’t care how many people I inconvenience to get it. Yes there are a few spare spaces, but this mindset runs deep. Cheers to Adam for sending it over to us from Beechdale in Nottingham (so you can avoid it).
Our crime scene tape (on sale now!) would probably circle this thing about 10 or 15 times, with tape to spare. Get over to shop now and order one.