A tin opener for your Audi, sir?

Russ tells us, “Not one, but two Audis parked like a cunt. I’m the white Peugeot.”

Impeccable behaviour when faced with c*nts in car parks. Hold your lines. And absolutely go out of your way to inconvenience them. They’ve earned it.

If only Russ had some handy YPLAC Crime Scene Tape, a pack of stickers or something else that would help drum the message home.