Evening Standard van, Prince of Wales Road, Kentish Town

“There’s a nice new mandatory cycle lane headed westbound on Kentish Town Road. Apparently it’s handy if you need to drop some papers off at the overground station, too?” says our submitter, Georgina.

“But he’s just doing his job” *crying emoji* say all the Working Man apologists. Fuck knows why they follow us.

Fuck people who think they get to park like cunts because their job involves driving. Fuck the paymasters of those who park illegally by giving them unmanageable schedules (hello, massive online retailer!). Blame who you want here, we don’t care. Just don’t blame us for posting pics of people parking like cunts.