A glossy white 4×4 enters a car park. The end.
Bur seriously, we’d love to know the odds you’d get from leeching betting shop cunts that a pristine Chelsea tractor like the one above would get its entire carcass into a single spot – no infringements. 1000-1? They’d probably go higher.
Thanks to the anonymous submitter for this one.
Our YPLAC Crime Scene Tape is long enough to wrap this fucker up plenty of times, and have loads left to spare, though, so it’s not all bad news. Get in amongst.