Oh, wait. No I’m not.
Submitter Mike sent us this with the story:
“Picked my boy up from after-school club and came across this as I attempted to leave! What the actual f***?! Obviously didn’t think their vehicle would fit through the open gate as it’s only one carriageway wide, and rather than park on the zig zags or ANYWHERE else, thought abandoning it square in the middle of the entrance would suffice!“
You really can’t legislate for stupid.