<3<3 This St Valentine's Day - send someone a message <3<3

It’ll soon be the day for anonymous communications. The day for telling someone in your life just how you feel about them. Perhaps get them some of these sexy pink zip ties (*audience “wooOOoo!”*) – perfect for making sure that certain somewhere is going nowhere fast.

Or head over to the YPLAC shop for all sort of other perfect Valentine’s Day gifts and desperate marketing tie-ins.