Audis gonna Audi

For this write-up, we’re not going to berate the obvious, but instead beg that viewers don’t fall into the trap of saying “well, if that was my car, I’d take two spaces”. If you were worried about a car like this getting dings from surrounding motorists, leave it in a giant car-sized jiffy bag at home. And anyway, these spaces are pretty bloody wide (compared to some municipal car parks). This is habitual cuntishness. But yeah, bottom line, lads, don’t be a Nice Car Apologist.

Thanks to spotter David for sending this one in from North Ayrshire.