F*cking lazy
“Asda taxi bay” We don’t shop at Asda anymore, but it’s got nothing to do with the guaranteed car park shithousery that we used to… Read More »F*cking lazy
Submitter
Don’t park in front of a farmer’s gate
“Video doing the rounds on social media. Not mine, but priceless” I fully condone this. well done farmer for getting rid of this car in… Read More »Don’t park in front of a farmer’s gate
How many infractions can you spot
“Let’s see now – on a bend, on double yellows, on a crossing outside an entrance – have I missed anything?” Wow, if we pulled… Read More »How many infractions can you spot
Road Blocking Pillock
“This muppet has comedy blocked the road……….again!” says our exhausted submitter. The sooner authorities can act swiftly to remove dickheads like this, the better. I’m… Read More »Road Blocking Pillock
Same sh*t different day
“Car on right is actually parked. In a town of shit parking, this is our king.” Sometimes its the seemingly minor indiscretions that tip us… Read More »Same sh*t different day
Just how many YPLAC no-nos can you achieve in a single parking job?
Parks on double yellows, the path, and on a bend in the road. That’s NUMBERWANG! Well played, you complete tosser. Want to buy some cool… Read More »Just how many YPLAC no-nos can you achieve in a single parking job?
Useless Git
“More abandon than fucking parked” Shame if someone drove past and relieved the owner of his wing mirror. Not that BMW drivers use theirs more… Read More »Useless Git
Total f*ckface
“Parked like this every day in Llandudno. Only car not parked properly in a space. What a cunt!” If they park like this ‘every day’,… Read More »Total f*ckface
Washing machine repair c*nt
“Washing machine repair man. He may have clean smalls, but where he has parked nose on into that overgrown bush means no one can get… Read More »Washing machine repair c*nt
LR Discovery in Sport SE C*nt spec
“Spotted this wanker at Burton Aldi. Had the same vehicle in the next bay to follow their example but still failed to not be a… Read More »LR Discovery in Sport SE C*nt spec