Drunk, maybe. Can’t read? Definitely.
“Ooo, do we park on the road, or up on the kerb. On the road, or kerb. Road? Kerb? Argh. Oh, well, wherever I am… Read More »Drunk, maybe. Can’t read? Definitely.
Submitter
F*ck you and your walking bullsh*t
Listen, I have 3 cars and only have space to park 2 of them. You can’t expect me to use the road to park the… Read More »F*ck you and your walking bullsh*t
F*ck cyclists
Fuck the environment, and fuck anyone else who wants to lower their impact by cycling, too.
Idiots outside primary school
“These are all dickheads who have parked outside the front and back gates of Grange Lane Primary School in Scunthorpe. All of them at school… Read More »Idiots outside primary school
The reason old bastards want the verges mown
I’m convinced this is why coffin-dodgers want to mow the verges all the time – so they can park their sh*tty deathmobiles on them. Because… Read More »The reason old bastards want the verges mown
4×4 desperado
Park on the road? Are you mad? There’s a perfectly good bit of grass there, just begging to become a muddy wasteland!
Green technology
“Does this count as a smug cunt? Or an ironic cunt, the “green” car parking all over the green grass?” Not sure that green tech… Read More »Green technology
Pedestrians not allowed!
Don’t try to push a buggy, be a kid on a scooter, or even just walk around this blind corner toward the junction now lads!… Read More »Pedestrians not allowed!
Velvet Living. Cunt Parking.
Yeah, that’s it cunt. “Just back her in….. screw any of the selfish bastards who might want to walk on my parking spot (aka the… Read More »Velvet Living. Cunt Parking.
Toon Raider
“Had to get up to move my car so my brother could get out for work as the idiot next-door neighbour parked over the H… Read More »Toon Raider