VIP
“Very important Range Rover person at Sainsburys Emersons Green. Stand back everyone.” On this occasion, VIP should really stand for Very Inept Parker. This is… Read More »VIP
Submitter
What a bellend
“How can you get it so wrong?” This is spectacularly bad. Has their handbrake failed? Has someone stolen their trailer? Or are they just a… Read More »What a bellend
Cunter Parcs
“Arrived at the holiday park to find this abomination…” our submitter says. Having enjoyed our first Center Parcs holiday ever in the summer, we can… Read More »Cunter Parcs
Lyme Regis Car Park
Why have one bay when you can have two? Because it’s not like sea-side car parks are completely rammed in summertime, is it. Take all… Read More »Lyme Regis Car Park
Tesco twat
The fact that there are loads of spaces available doesn’t condone for a second what this driver is doing.
Blind bend, next to a junction, and on the pedestrian school run.
Been there all day. Mothers with prams forced to walk in the road and it’s parked 5 metres away from a space on the road.
F*cking lazy
“Asda taxi bay” We don’t shop at Asda anymore, but it’s got nothing to do with the guaranteed car park shithousery that we used to… Read More »F*cking lazy
Don’t park in front of a farmer’s gate
“Video doing the rounds on social media. Not mine, but priceless” I fully condone this. well done farmer for getting rid of this car in… Read More »Don’t park in front of a farmer’s gate
How many infractions can you spot
“Let’s see now – on a bend, on double yellows, on a crossing outside an entrance – have I missed anything?” Wow, if we pulled… Read More »How many infractions can you spot
Road Blocking Pillock
“This muppet has comedy blocked the road……….again!” says our exhausted submitter. The sooner authorities can act swiftly to remove dickheads like this, the better. I’m… Read More »Road Blocking Pillock