A submitter who prefers to remain anonymous sent us these yesterday.
Now, there might be a few apologists out there who’ll say “the car park’s hardly full, is it?” etc. To them, I’d say “bollocks”. If we go to a half empty car park, a part of our subconscious automatically makes us park within the lines. I would need a psychiatrist to explain that, probably. But anyway, bringing it back to this cunt, if they do this in an empty car park, we’re willing to bet that they’d absolutely do it in the last two spaces of a rammed car park on a Saturday afternoon.