I work here, so I can park however I want.

“Member of staff of a large supermarket chain’s store in Newtownards in Northern Ireland. He parked up, at the far end of the carpark, and walked over to start his shift. Cunt.”

There’ll be lots of folks saying “the car park’s empty, YPLAC’s gone to the dogs”, but this is a prime example of cunt parking. If we drive into a car park, our brains are hard-wired to get our car into a space. It seems fundamentally wrong to just dump it across a bunch of lines. We’re just talking about basic hardwired social decency here, lads. And which bookmaker in their right mind would take a bet that this car wouldn’t do this in a car park with limited spaces. Not one, I guarantee you.