“Waitrose making an urgent delivery of organic lavender-infused honey in Wimbledon (where else?), and fuck you if you need to leave your house with the buggy, or get past in your wheelchair. Allegra and Tarquin simply cannot be made to wait for their spelt and pink rocksalt craft ciabatta. Cunt could have parked twenty yards back in a bay. Go fuck yourself.”
We absolutely love it when our submitters go to town on a review in this manner. Excellent work.