YPLAC Shop Announcement

Hi folks, thanks to everyone who’s bought YPLAC stuff these last 6 months, long may we continue to serve you.

This is just a polite public service message that I, YPLAC Chief C***stable, will be away from the shop between the dates of 9-16 July. As I’m the only c*nt here, any orders I receive during these dates won’t/can’t be posted out until I return.

So, if you’re hoping to buy anything during these dates, get your order in to me before lunchtime on 9th July, and I’ll get it sorted.

Thanks again. Spread the word, and don’t park like c*nts.