National Park Like A Canute Day entrant

Go Electrical is the firm, parking like a twunt is their game. Too lazy to park in the road in the clear space opposite, as that would have meant an extra 20 feet round trip for the c*nt that parked it. Instead the driver, a Mr Neal Andertal of 69 Feck you Gardens, forces me to take part in the dangerous Walk In The Road game. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his underpants.