F*ck it, that’ll do nicely.

“Toddington services, 30th April. Heaving. Naturally nothing is as precious as a seven year old Vauxhall Insignia so this cunt needs to make sure nobody dinks his door. Needless to say the porker waddled back from Burger King with a massive bag of food. Smelly fat inconsiderate cunt.”

Haha, ouch. When submitters write nice long reviews like this, it makes our job easy.