Cun7$ row

“Row of c*nt$ parked up on double yellows on Stapleton Road, as usual.”

We have no idea where Stapleton Road is. We know of one in Tooting Bec, but this ain’t it. Anyway, if you or I parked in a bus stop, we would absolutely take it on the chin as a lesson learned if we returned to find that the 23 to Westbourne Park had taken off our wing mirror.