Red Baron

“This dipshit thought it was a good idea to park in the middle of the road on a junction and on double yellows while he waited outside the shop. Selfish, lazy c**t.”

While we agree wholeheartedly that this is selfish, lazy behaviour, it’s also bloody dangerous to park like this. And to us, that’s a far greater reason to call anyone a cunt.

P.S. we’re not sure why this one was called ‘Red Baron’ by the submitter. But we couldn’t be arsed to change it.