“This cunt thinks blocking the pavement and our front walkway is fine apparently”.
The obvious solution here would be to walk down the path, open the passenger door and manoeuvre yourself through to the other side across his seats. Having masses of dog shit on your shoes whilst doing this is entirely optional.
Help alert others to bad/fandgerous/illegal parking with some of our shop merch. Stickers from £5 (for pack of 20), all the way up to our mega-ace Ultimate Parking Revenge Kit (well worth its 30 sheets).
